While in Chandler, AZ for Thanksgiving, I found this in the Lee Lee Oriental Market. (Their name, not mine...)
What can I say? it appealed to the 8-year-old in me. I'll probably give it to someone as a literal "gag" gift. :)
Meanwhile, the market itself was awesome. It's more of an ethnic market than just an Asian one. They stocked stuff from Africa, Jamaica as well as South America. I am happy to see they saw a need and filled it, because that place was sweet. Check out the link, there are pictures.